Halal Birth Control Product

Since my wife and I now have our hands full with five children, I've been looking around for a method of birth control (other than simple abstinence based on willpower) that is both Islamicly lawful (halâl) and effective. I wasn't making much progress until I came this product. If you employ this product regularly and consistently whenever you come in close proximity of your spouse, you're almost guaranteed not to have anymore offspring. From what I hear, it's also one of the few forms of birth control approved by the Roman Catholic Church.

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